When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.