What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.