There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house