Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
I had a nasty crash with a truck carrying construction equipment the other day. It really hit me like a ton of bricks.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”