I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
What do you call a big queue of trucks, making cheesy one-liners? A pick-up line.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
A car carrying bank robbers and a truck carrying cement collided yesterday. Police are now searching for hardened criminals.
A truck full of christmas trees have been stolen.
Police admit they are stumped.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.