What is the preferred shampoo brand of truck drivers?
Lorry-el
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
What is a con artist's truck towed with?
A pickup line
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
What do you call it when a truck of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
A turtle disaster.
Have you heard about the guys who stole a truck full of broccoli and cauliflower? They had to really floret to get away.
My Dad drove a truck for 32 years.
He was terrible with directions.
I’ve always been a trucker, but recently I applied for a job at Microsoft. I’ve heard they’re always looking for more drivers.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
In this day and age of technological breakthroughs, we surely can’t be far from a country song where a guy’s self-driving truck leaves him too.
