I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck...
It was a camel tow
A truck carrying thesauruses crashed on a motorway near my house. All the onlookers were startled, shocked, amazed, speechless and dumbfounded.
If a police officer pulls a U-Haul truck over...
did he just bust a move?
A slat spreading truck knocked me off my bike last year. I yelled “You idiot!” through gritted teeth.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
It’s never great taking a truck driver to the cinema to watch a film. They only really like the trailers.
Two trucks – one carrying strawberries and one carrying sugar – crashed. Drivers didn’t stop, and now the jam is getting thicker.
I hit a crow in my truck one day, and it flew into the next lane and landed on a police car. I was ticketed for flipping the officer the bird.
I watched, horrified as two trucks carrying cheese crashed into each other. De brie was all over the road.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
What made the truck driver finally stop farting?
He ran out of gas.
Driving behind an ambulance, I watched a box fall off the back. I checked inside and there was a foot in it, so I decided to call a toe truck.
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
A foot.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.