"Parents don’t really go on holidays. They just look after their kids in a different country for a while."
"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
“The mud will wash off but the memories will last a lifetime.”
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”
– Caskie Stinnett
“The inventor of cobblestones was clearly not communicating with the inventor of luggage wheels.”
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying!"
"I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon."
"How can people my age plan spontaneous trips to Thailand, I can barely afford a spontaneous soft pretzel."
"Once the travel bug bites there is no known antitode, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life."
- Michael Palin
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.”
— Brooke Miller
"I feel like most of my work problems could be solved with a trip to…anywhere."
"We travel, initially, to lose ourselves, and we travel, next to find ourselves."
- Pico Iyer
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
“Life is like pocket money. You shouldn't spend it all in one place.”
― Julian Talbot
"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."
- Jarod Kintz
"I want to live in the world where searching for plane tickets burns calories."
"The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts."
- Anthony Price
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
"You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…"
"Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo."
- Al Gore
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
"Why do we love the sea? It is because it has some potent power to make us think things we like to think."
- Robert Henri
"People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse."
– Gilbert K. Chesterton
"A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a mother who sees that the others get it."
— Marcelene Cox
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
“How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?”
— George Roberts
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
“When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.”
— Susan Heller
"I bought my wife a ticket to go on a cruise. It's no Titanic, but I'm optimistic."
“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”
– Russell Baker
“I’m taking 4 kids ages 6 and under on a 9-hour road trip. We’ve already had 2 major tantrums. We haven’t even left yet. Avenge my death.”
— James Breakwell
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
"A bad day at sea is still better than a good day at work."
"Backpacking is money spent on education."
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
"I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year."
"Like gum to a shoe, you’re stuck with me and I’m stuck with you."
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
"You call it a pandemonium. We call it a family vacation."
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
"Being on vacation with my family has brought me so much closer to my iPad."
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough