“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you can use the aircraft the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
"I need 6 months of vacation. Twice a year."
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.”
— Brooke Miller
“Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.”
– George Burns
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
– Mark Twain
"You call it chaos. We call it a family vacation."
"I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world."
"We travel, initially, to lose ourselves, and we travel, next to find ourselves."
- Pico Iyer
"You know it’s time for a vacation when you start looking like the person on your driving license…"
"Summer vacations are a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid."
"You call it a pandemonium. We call it a family vacation."
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
"Once the travel bug bites there is no known antitode, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life."
- Michael Palin
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.”
— Dudley Moore
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
"I have been to almost as many places as my luggage."
"People complain that there are delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years."
- Louis C.K.
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them and half as much money."
– Abigail Van Buren
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
"There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation."
"Help me! I'm on a family vacation!"
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae