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Yacht Jokes

Boat Puns
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
Sink Or Swim
Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid, so Morty begins tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire. Finally about 50 feet from shore, Morty asks Saul, "So Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?" Saul was shocked. "Well this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"
Funny Animal Quotes
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
Funny Money Quotes
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
Puns
I saw an advert in the paper “Yacht for sale”.
As if people don't know what a yacht is for.
Shark Puns
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.