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Witch Puns
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Ogre Puns
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
Gnome Puns
A dyslexic witch cursed me!
Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome.
Troll Puns
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
Adam and the Witch
A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch screeches at him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed!" Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive." Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!" Adam: "Nope. You're hideous." The witch then transformed him into an ant. Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! " Adam: "Yeah this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato." Witch: "Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!" He is still adamant.
Werewolf Puns
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!