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Were Jokes

Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Movie Pick Up Lines
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
Literary Pick Up Lines
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Christian Pick Up Lines
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Corona Virus Jokes
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Sun Pick Up Lines
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Are You Pick Up Lines
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.