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Visitors Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
I visited my new friend in his flat.
He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.
Irish Puns
Visitors are Doolin over these gorgeous views.
Tiger Puns
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
Dinosaur Puns
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!