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Dad Jokes
I was really embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son's train set by myself. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Snake Puns
I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
It's made of asphalt.
Train Puns
I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Why are the railroad tracks angry? Because people are always crossing them.
How can you tell a train just went by? A. You can see it’s tracks!
I know someone who tried to run away after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.

Those who steal trains must have a loco–motive!
I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
Blondes on the Hunt
Three blondes decide to go hunting... While they are in the field, they stumble across a set of tracks. The first one exclaimed, "Oh, look! Deer tracks!" The second one said, "You dummy, those are definitely moose tracks." The third one chimed in and said, "You're both wrong. Those are the biggest bear tracks I've ever seen!" They started arguing about who was right and who was wrong. After about an hour they decided it was moose tracks... And that's when the train hit them.