Tied Jokes

An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored — how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
What bow can't be tied? A rainbow!
An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.
I'm so good at being interrogated.
I can do it blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.