Text Jokes

Dad Puns

My dad is going through heart failure, and the first text that I get from him after sending him a card says:
“No more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes.”

Owl Puns

What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.

Spotify Pick Up Lines

I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.

Phone Puns

You know you're texting too much when...
you try to text, but you're on a landline!