Tender Jokes

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses.
It will be for people who love meat tender.
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram