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Tattoo Jokes

Heart Puns
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Having a child is liking getting a tattoo on your face. You better be committed.”

- 'Eat Pray Love'.
Animal Puns
I had a tattoo of a Scorpion on my back last night and to tell the truth...
It stings like hell.
Arm Puns
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
Spain Puns
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
The Same Tattoo
A white guy goes to Jamaica on vacation. On his first day there he goes to a bar. After a few drinks, he goes to the bathroom. As he pees, behind him enters a Jamaican man who walks up next to him and begins to relieve himself as well. The white guy glances unintentionally and notices the Jamaican man has a penis tattoo. Surprised he claims, “hey! I have the SAME penis tattoo as you! Starts with a W and ends with a Y.” The White guy happily shows his tattoo and says “Look, I got ‘Wendy’, for my wife” The Jamaican laughs and replies “Nah mon, they aren’t the same, mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day’!"
Music Puns
What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo.
Drum Puns
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
Art Puns
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Marriage Puns
My dad always said, “Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”