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Tall Jokes

Snow Puns
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
Doctor Puns
“While I was in the doctor’s waiting room, there was this tiny man, only about six inches tall. Although he was there before me, he let me see the doctor first. I suppose he just had to be a little patient.”
Puns
It doesn't matter whether you are tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor; at the end of the day...
It's night.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Medieval Puns
Why was the king only a foot tall?
Because he was a ruler.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Giraffe Puns
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
Gnome Puns
Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
They don’t have tall tales.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.
Cherry Puns
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Penguin Puns
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Tree Puns
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
Grass Puns
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
Spider Puns
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.