Tales Jokes

What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
They don’t have tall tales.
Unlike fairy tales, the stories of Egyptian mummies always goes from riches to rags.
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with ‘once upon a time’?
No, there are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with ‘If elected, I promise...’