Tales Jokes

Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
They don’t have tall tales.
Unlike fairy tales, the stories of Egyptian mummies always goes from riches to rags.
Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with ‘once upon a time’?
No, there are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with ‘If elected, I promise...’
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.