Surf Jokes

Computer Puns

Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.

Peach Puns

What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.

Coffee Puns

How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.

Funny Work Quotes

“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau