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Stripes Jokes

Baseball Puns
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes, and you're out.
Tiger Puns
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Zebra Puns
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.”

– Joyce Armor.