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Stranger Jokes

Nose Puns
my nose starts bleeding at eleven every night
but I’ve seen stranger things.
Pick Up Lines
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Colonoscopy Short Jokes
Yesterday I paid a stranger to knock me unconscious,
shove a foreign object up my butt and film the whole thing!
Or as my doctor insists on calling it... a colonoscopy
Jokes For Women
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
Funny Poems
I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight you’d have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.
My jar’s so cozy, warm and bright,
Even in the full moonlight.
The only drawback is, you see,
Getting out quickly when I have to pee.
(Irwin Mercer)
Anti Jokes
What did one stranger say to the other? Nothing. They didn’t know each other.