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Spare Jokes

Meat Puns
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
Thanksgiving Jokes
What did the turkey say before he was roasted?

“OK, spare me no insults!"
Zombie Puns
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
Werewolf Puns
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Corona Virus Jokes
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Funny Money Quotes
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
Bowling Puns
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
If you doubt whether bowling is a sport, get it from me, that yes, it is a sport, but for people who have talent to spare.