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Wifi Puns
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
Jokes For Women
Why are Men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
Lobster Puns
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
Cat Puns
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
The Wifi Password
A man goes into a bar in the airport and asks the bartender what the password is to their wi-fi. Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Sure. How much is that? Bartender: $3 Me: There you go. So, what's the wi-fi password? Bartender: It's you-need-to-buy-a-drink-first. No spaces, all lowercase.
Mushroom Puns
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.