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Soul Jokes

Ski Puns
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
One Liners for Kids
Why is your foot more special than your other body parts? Because they have their own soul. What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
Sloth Puns
How do you apologize to a sloth? BEAR your heart and soul.
Sun Pick Up Lines
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Duck Puns
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Peach Puns
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Band Puns
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
Toaster Puns
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick him in an oven until his Bill Withers
Literary Pick Up Lines
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Romantic Pick Up Lines
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Christmas Puns
“You’re my soul Santa.”
You’re my soul Santa.
Koala Puns
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.