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Snap Jokes

Funny Limericks
There once was a man from the Wold
Who loved drinking beer icy cold.
As he reached for his cup,
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
Oooh, snap! You've been limerickrolled!
Theater Puns
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Crab Puns
How does a crab go when it's right?
"Aw, snap!"
Football Puns
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Rock Puns
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
Pea Puns
My mum made a chocolate bar out of peas. I asked if she could snap a peas off for me.