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Shared Jokes

Monkey Puns
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Phone Puns
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
Funny Animal Quotes
“If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.”
George Bernard Shaw
Friendship Quotes
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
Chemistry Puns
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.