Sells Jokes

Strawberry Puns

My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation

Monkey Puns

What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.

Gnome Puns

What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
A small arms dealer.

Meat Puns

Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.