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A Scientific Roast
A philosopher, a mathematician, a chemist and a physicist were at coffee shop. The physicist turns to the chemist sitting next to him and says "You know, chemistry is just applied physics!" They all laugh a bit at the chemist. The mathematician turns to the physicist sitting next to him and says "You know, physics is just applied mathematics!" They all share a laugh at the physicist. At which point, the philosopher interjects, "And mathematics is just applied philosophy!" The laughter roars even louder. The mathematician turns to the philosopher and says: "That's funny. Now shut up and bring me the coffee I ordered."
Poop Puns
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
River Puns
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Lightning Puns
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
Tiger Puns
Scientists transformed a tiger into a horse.
Don't worry, it's in a stable condition.
Corona Virus Jokes
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Anti Jokes
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side. Which side is it?
The outside.
Cactus Puns
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
Bed Puns
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
Medieval Puns
Medieval scientists were known to be very arrogant and stubborn. They thought that everything revolved around them!
Space Puns
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Sun Puns
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.