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Schools Jokes

Fish Puns
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can't walk.
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
History Puns
The loveliest subject in schools History because it has so many dates.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Alabama changed the drinking age to 34.
They want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Bat Puns
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Fishing Puns
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Brain Puns
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
Quotes
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
Andy Borowitz