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Riding Jokes

Sheep Puns
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
Orange Puns
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Unicorn Puns
Would you call a guy who’s eating corn while riding a unicycle a unicorn on the cob?
One Liners and Short Jokes
You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion.
What do you do?
Get your drunk butt off the carousel.
Monster Puns
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
Horse Puns
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
Camel Puns
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
France Puns
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.