Resolve Jokes

Quotes

Did anybody ever consider that cannibalism would resolve both overpopulation – and world hunger?

Crow Puns

To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.

Funny Health Quotes

"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud

Funny Headlines

Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better