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Strawberry Puns
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Funny Aging Quotes
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” - George Burns
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom
“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” —George Burns
The Old Switcheroo...
George came home from University in tears. "Mom, am I adopted?" "No of course not!", replied his mother. "Why would you think such a thing?" George showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city. Perturbed, his mother called her husband. "Honey, George has done a DNA test, and... and... I don't know how to say this... he may not be our son." "Well, obviously!" he replied. "What do you mean?" she asked. "It was your idea in the first place" her husband said. "You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him." "I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of George."
Funny Work Quotes
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
Cherry Puns
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Ancient Greek Monster Puns
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
Classic Pick Up Lines
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
Onion Puns
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
Food Quotes
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
Friendship Quotes
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
Utensils Puns
I always remember to eat my soup with a spoon.
It’s un-fork-edible.