Python Jokes

Worm Puns

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.

Snake Puns

What did one python say to the other before they made a deal?
Let’s “snake” on it.

"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python."
"Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know."

What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
Monty Python.