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Funny Work Quotes
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
Funny Animal Quotes
“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.”

- Phil Pastoret.
Lamp Puns
Phil told me about what lights up a light bulb.
But I didn’t know what Phil-a-meant.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?