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Fairy Puns
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
Funny Money Quotes
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
Bible Puns
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Christian Quotes
I'd rather live my whole life assuming there is a God, only to find out that there isn't, than to live my whole life assuming there isn't a God, only to find out there is. -- Peter Barry
Funny Work Quotes
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
Hockey Puns
Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
Funny Parenting Quotes
"Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth." – Peter Ustinov
“Parenthood…it’s about guiding the next generation and forgiving the last.”

- Peter Krause.
History Puns
Catherine and Peter performed great in 'Dancing with the Tsar'last night. But Ivan was terrible.