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Funny Parenting Quotes
“The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.”

- Paul Reiser.
“Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.”

- Paul Reiser.
Christian Pick Up Lines
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Funny Money Quotes
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
Guitar Puns
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
They were less Paul.
Laundry Puns
Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?
It's members are Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch ... And George Harrison.
Funny Work Quotes
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty