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4th of July Pick Up Lines
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Nuts Puns
What’s the most disgusting type of nut?
The cash-ew.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Funny Health Quotes
"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy.
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"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
Tableware Puns
It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
Garden Quotes
"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
Food Quotes
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
Elf Puns
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
Music Pick Up Lines
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Classic Pick Up Lines
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Utensils Puns
Did you know cutlery scams require the most patience?
You've got to play the long prong.
Space Pick Up Lines
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Literary Pick Up Lines
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.