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Mix Jokes

Salt Puns
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, what do you get?
Arrested.
Puns
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.
Lemon Puns
Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Cow Puns
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Sheep Puns
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
Utensils Puns
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
Kangaroo Puns
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
Color Puns
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without the kids.
Water Puns
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.