Mexico Jokes

What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Dayum, you’re hotter than Mexico. Tijuana, go out with me?
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
The Bungee Jump in Mexico
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know David, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." David thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps... He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the David notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, David isn’t able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, David misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, David finally catches him this time and says, "Arquette! What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy lifts his head weakly and says, "No, the cord was fine. But David, tell me... what the heck is a piñata?"
Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey