Mentioned Jokes

Funny Money Quotes

“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields

Family Puns

I was talking to my Mom the other day and she mentioned that none of her sisters needed the vaccine.
Turned out they already had the auntybodies.

Owl Puns

I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"

Bible Puns

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.