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Loose Jokes

Oral Hygiene Puns
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Puns
What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer? A loose Canon.
Furniture Puns
How is a shoddy furniture manufacturer like a bag of prunes?
They both create loose stools.
Pear Puns
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.
Cowboy Jokes
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Cowboy Puns
What song did Kenny Rogers write after his cowboy boot broke?
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Heel.”
Tree Puns
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
Onion Puns
I used to sell loose onions
Until I got the sack‬
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.
Gorilla Puns
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Rabbit Puns
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
One Liners for Kids
Why can't you take a nap during a race? Because if you snooze, you loose!
Frankenstein Puns
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.