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Looking Jokes

Yard Puns
A tree fell over in our yard but we aren't sure why.
We're looking for the root cause.
Classic Pick Up Lines
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Literary Pick Up Lines
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Easter Pick Up Lines
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Space Pick Up Lines
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Funny Aging Quotes
"I can honestly say I love getting older. Then again, I never put my glasses on before looking in the mirror." - Cherie Lunghi
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."