Load Jokes

People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
They can lighten your load!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Canary-birds feed on sugar and seed,
Parrots have crackers to crunch;
And, as for the poodles, they tell me the noodles
Have chickens and cream for their lunch.
But there’s never a question
About MY digestion—
Anything does for me!

Cats, you’re aware, can repose in a chair,
Chickens can roost upon rails;
Puppies are able to sleep in a stable,
And oysters can slumber in pails.
But no one supposes
A poor Camel dozes—
Any place does for me!

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People would laugh if you rode a giraffe,
Or mounted the back of an ox;
It’s nobody’s habit to ride on a rabbit,
Or try to bestraddle a fox.
But as for a Camel, he’s
Ridden by families—
Any load does for me!

(Charles E. Carryl)
A packing plant received a load of lettuce to process. The workers grabbed the boxes quickly from the top and the bottoms fell out spilling the produce.
The boss yells, grab the boxes by the bottom, or heads are going to roll!
A con artist tried to convince me he could ejaculate deli meat
What a load of bologna.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
I saw a road sign the other day that said "Dip In Road"
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
A lorry load of pears has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.