Lip Jokes

Hair Puns

Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.

Nuts Puns

What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io

Marriage Puns

My wife asked me to pass her lip balm.
I gave her superglue instead.
She's still not talking to me.

Jokes For Women

What is all the fuss about when it comes to men and big boobs? They take alot of lip and they dont talk back.

Planet Puns

Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was NOT worth the trip.