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Lighter Jokes

Puns
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Spouse Puns
Stop looking for the perfect match..
Use a lighter!
Funny Birthday Poems
Look who’s turning 100,
Your life couldn't be brighter,
With enough candles on your cake,
You have the world's best lighter.


(Kevin Nishmas)
Animal Puns
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.
Water Puns
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
Bowling Puns
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.