Latin Jokes

Why did the blood sucking insect learn Latin?
It wanted to be a Roman-tic
What was the Romans' greatest achievement?
Learning to speak Latin!
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus or earth dweller.
In other words, it's a misgnomer.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.