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July Jokes

Funny Money Quotes
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
4th of July Pick Up Lines
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Fire Puns
Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire.
Fire-works on 4th of July.
Nature Puns
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
Ghost Puns
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.