Joe Jokes

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
What do you call a decent cup of coffee?
Just an average joe.
What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?
Sloppy José
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard