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Nuts Puns
Why did the peanut take everything off its wall? It didn’t want any walnuts.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Pot Puns
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms
Yard Puns
I saw a squirrel running in circles in my yard today…
I think it lost its nuts.
Utensils Puns
If you try to stretch a fork to see if it breaks...
Are you testing its utensil strength?
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
Literary Pick Up Lines
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Elf Puns
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
Space Pick Up Lines
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Troll Puns
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
Fairy Puns
I expected a call last night, so I slept with my phone under my pillow.
When I woke up it was gone, and there was a dollar coin in its place?!
Must have been the Bluetooth Fairy...
Funny Health Quotes
"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. he other two are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves"
Garden Puns
Any self-respecting rock will break at least one shovel before accepting its new home.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.