Interested Jokes

What do turkeys and women have in common?

A lot of guys are only interested in their breasts.
How do you catch a squirrel who's interested in ornithology?
Climb a tree and act like a nuthatch.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.
“An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”—Agatha Christie.
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." – Bill Cosby
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Why wasn't the archaeologist interested in girls?
Because he only dated mummies.
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
E. B. White
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.