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Grave Jokes

Volleyball Puns
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Zombie Puns
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
Thanksgiving Puns
My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
Strawberry Puns
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Football Puns
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Viking Puns
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Science Puns
What is the difference between archeology and grave robbing?
About 200 years
The Young Priest's First Job
Josh was excited. As his first official duty as a parish priest, fresh out of school, he got to officiate his first funeral for a homeless man with no friends or family. The young priest vowed to give him the most loving send-off, the love he probably missed in this life. The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery across town and this man was the first to be laid to rest there. New to the area, Father Josh arrived late, but noticed a few workers gathering around the grave opening. The young and enthusiastic priest poured out his heart and soul as he gave his sermon and recited the prayers. His voice was so evocative and powerful that he brought the cemetery workers to tears. When the service was over, the priest thanked the workers for listening and walked to his car. As he opened the door, Josh heard one worker say to the other, “I've never seen anything like that before and I've been putting in septic systems for over 20 years!"
Mummy Puns
Did you hear about the Pharaoh who was lying in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
Onion Puns
How should you bury an onion?
... in a shallot grave!